Dating your les paul

F*** me, it went with it's claw and ripped my f***ing England suit.'I went back to the f***ing truck and got two England caps and put them on the cheetahs.'They went, "F*** Gazza, get here".I jumped back in the truck and theysaid,'You know that could have f***ing killed you.

If this guitar was in mint condition with all original parts in place, it would be worth between 0 and 0.

Hey Zach, I have owned this Ibanez “lawsuit” guitar for over 25 years and I’d like to know a little more about it.

The serial number on the neck plate is K7709XX and as far as I know, it is all original except for the missing pickup cover.

The 50-year-old told fans at an Evening With Gazza event in Newcastle how he 'played a blinder' in the following game, prompting him to turn it into a good luck charm.

He told a crowd at a charity event: 'In the dressing room, Les Ferdinand, I swear down, when he took his clothes off, you should have seen the size of his f***ing c**k.'He made mine look small.